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This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

You do know that Homer is known for choking the hell out of Bart, both shows have their bad moments. But its supposed to be funny because its a “cartoon” and not reality. Each show has their moments when they try to teach a lesson, but out of the two shows, The Simpsons would be the one that takes teaching a lesson to people more seriously, whereas Family Guy is meant to be risqué in humor to how it is offensive to people and not emphasizing so much on teaching a valuable lesson.

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I love it when people try to make an argument on here with only minimal information about a certain subject and then just get crushed by people who know anything and everything about it. People make me laugh. And I just realized why people love reality TV.

seanmonster:

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korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.

While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

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They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

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Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!

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Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

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This guy just stopped a volcano. 

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Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

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And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

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In conclusion, fear all benders. 

Earth Bender all the way

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I just added a new video titled Pixie Babe Jerk Off Instruction

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So there you have it: she’s finally a porn model. Comes to prove a girl doesn’t need to have daddy issues or live in poverty or be coerced by some mafia to become a whore; women don’t dislike being worthless whores, they may in fact like this type of life. This girl is a worthless whore simply because she enjoys being a worthless whore. Willing, uncoerced happy whores exist; true whores exist; whores who like being whores exist. Here you have one.

Consider this; eat shit and die. I have more worth than you ever will, honey. 

Hey, let me tell you another sincere opinion I have about you you didn’t ask for: you are really, absolutely beautiful. You’ll be a good whore.

You like being a whore? what if you do? If you REALLY like it, it makes no sense that you feel guilty or bad about that. If you REALLY like being a whore, then be PROUD of being one.

Listen; no one asked for your sincere opinion. Your words are literally worth no more than dog shit. The way you speak to me, the words you call me, and the approach you take to females in general is disgusting and absolutely harmful. I am not a whore. No one is. Whore is a slur, no matter how much you sugar coat it. I don’t appreciate it being used on me and I don’t like seeing it being used on anyone else, no matter how sweetly you word it. I am a sexual human being, and I am proud of that. It doesn’t affect my worth. You know what would make my self-worth plummet, though? Running a shitty blog that does nothing but demean women. Hmmm, who does that sound like?

Get a clue, pal.

Its called being respectful of other peoples lives, whether you agree with them or not. Unless they’re murders…

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Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

this man needs a lot more than jesus…

he needs a pear, apparently 

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Dont ya’ll be comparing this “boy” with men. A real “man” wouldnt ever say that, but a boy would. Even if theyre 50, if their mind never grew passed middle school, they are still mentally a boy

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